If Johnny Depp showed up at your door confused and asking for directions, how would you respond?

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I would offer him a glass of water, some sympathy, and directions, as I would any lost traveler at my door. I always try to be a gracious host.

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It is highly unlikely he would show up in costume (although that makes for an amusing story). In fact, it is highly unlikely — a member of his entourage might stop in. (Grey Poupon moment?)

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What if you showed up at his house?

Edited from my answer on Quora.

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